So, you know all those things your mother always said… the silly things, the annoying things, the infuriating things… well I have bad news for you: The older you get and the older your children get, the more you will become your mother. Oh yes, you will start to say the same things she said! At first you will catch yourself, gasp, and vow never to say these things again. But then, as time goes on, you will become used to the words issuing forth from your deepest subconsious, words which generations of mothers before you have embedded into your DNA. And one day your daughter will be a mother and will say the same things to her children…

Want a preveiew of what your days will start to sound like? Here’s The Mom Song… and here’s the Bedtime Song…