Beware of Squirting Milk

I was reading reader’s comments on Baby-Gaga about funny pregnancy stories, and this one provided a great visual. It’s actually a post-partum story, but still good for a chuckle.

“I went in for my 6 weeks check up… well I was breastfeeding… I pumped before I went but the wait was so long that when I finally got into the room, my breasts were full again… I was lying there in the nice little sheet thing waiting to be checked…well doc was getting ready to check my breasts and pulled back the sheet…and my boobs just started squirting EVERYWHERE…. even on his glasses and face… I thought that was the most embarrassing and funny thing that has ever happened to me…”

Good times!

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